Application for commission to [V]Aspirant
Name: Harout, second Count of Lassale
Age: The nineteenth, an Emigre returns and this is the first question on your mind?! This explains a great deal including the emperors invitation. Oh, what's to become of us...
Email Address: Courier on rout to the chief of staff.
(Email address may be posted with application or sent by PM (Private Message) to Marshal Sloop)
List any three Battle Reports you have posted in the [N] Forum:
1) http://www.napoleonics.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=1205
2) http://www.napoleonics.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=1272
3) http://www.napoleonics.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=1276
Rate your participation in the following areas (poor-average-good-excellent):
(Additional comments about your ratings are welcome)
1) Forum: ex·em·pla·ry
2) TeamSpeak: ex·em·pla·ry
3) Multiplayer battles: ex·em·pla·ry
Why Napoleonics thinks you should join ?
Even though my (red) republican ideals regarding titles and factions contradict this application. I have succumb after 10 long months to the pleading cries of Tac, Sloop, Bill, Conq, Clinch, Kester, Byron, Jerrniga, Goldy, Fullin, Avon and the more silent imperial highness. Why this rash and unexpected action? Well, as a robber baron I enjoyed a life of massacring peasants and blue bloods alike but there come's a time in a mans life where he has to decide between chronic depression at work or typing an application at work. Tac signed me up for the 2x2 competition. I would like to represent this almost extinct, dysfunctional and eccentric family. I love you all and now after 10 months I finally decided to embrace you all. I have my own shoe polish if that speeds up the process?!
Seriously though, can this be done before Friday? If not, then remove this topic for I want to complete my year in wait.
Disclaimer: I know that none of the flavor text is coherent and that there are contradictions on every line.