DunkFunk recruitment

[Somerset]

looking at these monkey avartars we will revise our enemy profile gents

[[N]Sloop]

Aspirant Dunk Funk,
Take what time you need to create your profile. It will be your warpaint, I have little doubt it will become as famous among allies as it will infamous among enemies.


Goldsabre,
Have Byron on half rations and lock him up with his wife for three days. Lets see how much spare time he has for "monkey" business then.

[[N]GoldSabre]

I'll have him rattling iron bars with his skull. He's going in with the in-laws as well.
I'm sure they're lovely ppl.

[[N]Byron]

Goldsabre,
Have Byron on half rations and lock him up with his wife for three days. Lets see how much spare time he has for "monkey" business then.

[[N]Byron]

I'll have him rattling iron bars with his skull. He's going in with the in-laws as well.
I'm sure they're lovely ppl.

[[N]Byron]

*** [Walking near the prison tower, you see a yellowed, crumpled up piece of paper at your feet. Picking it up, you see the following written weakly in blood:]****

"Please . . . help . . . me . . .
-- Byron"

***[In the background you hear an agonized groan . . .]***