by [N]Fullin » Sat Dec 18, 2010 6:10 am
Dispatch News for the general public:
For the Population of Paris
December 18 1810
A big celebration is approaching, the 25 we will be all together hand in hand raising our glasses to celebrate the day.
Yes, unwashed masses, youll have the honor on christmas day to do the cleaning of the my chateau sur le maine after my promotion celebration.
Some left overs and spitted brandy will endulge your unworthy palates.
So rejoice as the new Division General parades the streets, and collect avidly the manure from his brave horse, as it wil be regarded as a precious item when our division conquers the plains of Flanders.
I know that you are surprised that Iam promoted only to General , as my usual Marshalate behaviours suggested otherwise, but not to worry you unworthy rabble, that day is coming and youll be invited as well to the after party (aka the cleaning).
Vive L Empereur
Lets the Glory of N sweep the whole of Europe with ours enemy sorrows!
PD:Thank you gentlemen. Ill carry my grade with honor.