Promotion - DunkFunk

[[N]Sloop]

Aspirant DunkFunk,

Based on the recommendation of your commanding officers, activity in field battles, and your exemplary service to the Army, you are hereby promoted to the rank of Major.

Congratulations Major, may you continue to bring honor and glory to yourself and the Empire.

Marshal Sloop
Chief of Staff

[[N]Byron]

Let me be the first to congratulate you on your well-deserved promotion.

[[N]Fullin]

A true gentlemen , a heartless warrior , a cool calm and collective officer. I definitely despise him.

Congratulations Dunk, you were a true N even b4 you knew it.

It is always a pleasure to fight along you sir.

[[N]DunkFunk]

goodbye stables hello indoor plumbing

thanks guys look forward to many more battles for and against you all. which way to the liqour?

[[N]Von Clausewitz]

Congrats Dunkfunk, well deserved and overdue promotion. You were doing such a good job at cleaning the stables we did not want to let you move on to plumbing just yet.

Emperor VC

[[N]Isaac_Brock]

Congrats, Dunk Funk, a well deserved honour

And from what I hear, you and Tbone really showed the Marshals how to tangle at the most recent ball.

Will there be more dancing, I suspect so

[[N]Fullin]

Thats why he got promoted!!!

Marshals loosing to Velites?

No way, he was already an officer with an overdue promotion delayed by some mishaps and lost paperwork.

[[N]GoldSabre]

you wake with cold slobber bridging your lip to maps and dispatches and a junior officer already is out on the battlefield. oh dear

[[N]Ciprian]

Thats why he got promoted!!!

Marshals loosing to Velites?

No way, he was already an officer with an overdue promotion delayed by some mishaps and lost paperwork.

We are becoming a bureaucracy, where paperwork is king and effieciency is loathed.

Congrats Dunk, I apologize for the delayed promotion, Marshal Sloop has been busy giving endless speeches the Army.

[[N]Sloop]

The Emperor's will is never overdue. Promotions are never overdue. The expediency of the High Command is never over due. What is over due is a parade ground lashing and exhibition of discipline to make an example of mouthy Lt. Colonels.