Happy birthday thread

[[N]LS]

Happy Birthday Pally.

[[N]Ciprian]

It's my birthday!

[[N]Lancier]

happy birthday ciprian.

[[N]Sloop]

I thought we closed the birthday thread?

Nice cake though, very reminisant of the "light" infantry.

[[N]DunkFunk]

missed my birthday

but i am just a humble velite

[[N]GoldSabre]

Is your birthday entered in to your forum profile? I found that I had omitted that as well as my weight and shoe size. Oh dear...

[[N]Sloop]

Birthdays are for children to mark their decent into the aggony and misery of adulthood. Adults should pull the pacifier out of their mouth and wean themselves from the memories of momma teat and decist with this day of their birth nonsense.


Goldie,
When you get as old as we are, your weight and shoe size change with the number of birthdays you have had. Does not matter anyway if you can not remember them.

[[N]Fullin]

I herby formally declare that I will not form part of this congratulation chain.

The mere fact, that the earth has spinned around the sun, once more since the day that, any one of you has been expulse into humanity throu out a birth canal, carries no accomplish , neither achievement whatsoever on your part ,to deserves this Generals congratulations.



Now ride your horse and charge the enemy...or ye want to live forever?!

[[N]Ciprian]

Now ride your horse and charge the enemy...or ye want to live forever?!

If you are soliciting my services, then I require no less than 3 bottles of Havana Club, Añejo Especial, 750mL each, in order for me to charge into the enemy without caution. Payment of less than what is stated above will not be accepted under any circumstances. Be aware, you are asking for significant sacrifice, an thus will have to pay the price for such.




Paria o Muerte

Major Ciprian

[[N]Von Clausewitz]

Ciprian,
You will only get bread and water like all other velites. Shall you fail to charge the enemy like you should, you shall wish to die in said failed charge otherwise ye shall not hear the end of it from me.

Now who allowed you to have a cake? Send it immidiately to headquarters. You shall get an additional serving of water and dry bread in the honor of your birthday.

VC