Sirs,
To all those who had to endure my whining, complaining and bitching last night I wish to apologize. Although, of course, I was not wrong in the information I put forth but in the repetitive and negative manner in which I presented it. I stand hypocritical as I would be the first to protest such whining and I would never tolerate from others such behavior as I exhibited last night. Again, my most humble apologies.
Note that the above statement refers only to the specific complaining episode and not to any normal inebriated states including crudeness, rudeness, criticisms, or jokes at the expense of others.
Sincerely
Marshal Sloop